Chelsea Handler Quotes

I've always been exactly who I am on TV. I'm not playing a role.

Chelsea Handler

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I AmAlwaysPlayingRoleBeenWho

I'm a Gemini and I have a lot of different moods. Sometimes I'm very serious and introspective and pensive, but other times I'm completely goofy and girlie. So, I like my songs to cover all my moods.

Jewel

SeriousSometimesGeminiGoofySongs

My goal is a tech-free Saturday.

Shira Goodman

SaturdayGoal

In the courtroom of science, if you have the facts on your side, you don't need a gun - and juries would be well advised to distrust the case of those parties who choose to use weapons to silence adversarial witnesses.

Robert Zubrin

ScienceSilenceGunFactsChoose

I'm allergic to cats, so I'm psychologically wired to associating kittens with itchy eyes and popping Claritin.

Ross Butler

EyesCatsAllergicWiredPopping

It's difficult sometimes to, in effect, let go of how you're used to doing things and give the brand room to be reinvented.

Christie Hefner

BrandDoingYouGoSometimesLet Go

The writing process isn't something I'm in love with. I'm an illustrator who writes.

Chris Riddell

LoveWritingProcessSomethingWho

Being older, I can't imagine a parent not wanting to be in their kid's life. I will just never understand it. To me, it's priceless.

Allen Iverson

LifeMeParentUnderstandNeverKid

I grew up in Marin County, which is a wealthy suburb of San Francisco.

Alicia Garza

UpSan FranciscoWealthyWhichGrew

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy.

Thomas Hobbes

MotherPhilosophyLeisure

I've lived with myself for a very long time, so I'm aware of what I look like. I'm under no false pretense that I'm a stunner, so if somebody comes up and says something about my physical appearance, it's okay.

Timothy Simons

TimeMyselfLongAppearanceLookUp

I believe it is essential that we close the security gaps that put our nation at risk, and I will continue to fight for the funding that will secure high-risk targets, such as our ports and borders.

Mark Pryor

FightBelieveSecurityWillBorders

I'll admit I wanted to be a pilot, originally.

Kent McCord

AdmitPilotWantedOriginally

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