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Chelsea Handler Quotes

I was broke from 19 to 26, borrowing money from my parents or my brothers or sisters every week to pay the bills.

Chelsea Handler

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 25, 1975

Topics

Money Parents Week Pay Bills Broke

Environmental policy must strike a balance between the earth's best interests and our citizen's pressing needs.

Best Balance Environmental Earth

To be successful in anything, you have to have a passion for it, and that leads to being enthusiastic and demanding. I didn't have it for history. So I wouldn't have been a good teacher in that area. But I had it for basketball. And that's what coaching is at every level: it's about teaching.

Good Good Teacher Passion History

I like the idea of sort of playing quieter roles, which would be refreshing for a minute. It is exhausting being really loud and obnoxious.

Refreshing Playing Being Minute Idea

Italian girls are famous for being snobby and expecting men to make the first move. In America, if I don't make eye contact, the guys won't come over and talk. American girls just go for it. You men are spoiled.

Men Eye Famous American America You

My first proper job was as a commodities broker. I went off to work every morning in an '80s power suit. I couldn't afford a good one, so I'd buy nice buttons instead and make it look better than it actually was.

Work Good Morning Power Job Better

I don't pull punches at all, and I write my material for adults. But if kids like it, they can come watch it. I'll never change anything about what I do for anyone. I kind of think that's why kids like me. If you're a teenager, and there's someone onstage talking to you like an adult, that's good.

Change Good Me Think Talking You

I'm 5 feet 3, but I was 6 feet 4 when I married Ava.

Rule of law is the most important element in any civil society.

Law Society Rule Of Law Important

Equality is like gravity. We need it to stand on this earth as men and women.

Women Men Equality Stand Earth Need

Giving is what makes a nation great.

Great Giving Nation Makes

I overthink everything, and one thing I find difficult is to actually be in the moment.

Moment Find Difficult Everything

Twitter is the perfect complement to television. TV has always been social. You talk to the person you're sitting next to on the couch. You talk to the people you're - you know, at work with the next day around the proverbial water cooler.

Work Water Day People You Perfect

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