I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.
Chelsea Handler
Recitation: by Male by Female
Reader, persons who have never witnessed a hurricane, such as not unfrequently desolates the sultry climates of the south, can scarcely form an idea of their terrific grandeur. One would think that, not content with laying waste all on land, it must needs sweep the waters of the shallows quite dry to quench its thirst.
John James Audubon
ThinkLandNeverContentDryMust
Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes.
Robert Louis Stevenson
MarriageLongConversationDisputes
If matter cannot be destroyed, cannot be annihilated, it could not have been created. The indestructible must be uncreatable.
Robert Green Ingersoll
MatterDestroyedMustCannotBeen
The minute a male model looks like he's doing a runway walk, it falls apart. It should look like they're just walking.
Michael Bastian
WalkWalkingDoingLookLooksJust
My character on 'I'm In the Band,' Derek Jupiter of Iron Weasel, is definitely one of the crazier ones. That's completely on the other end of the spectrum. There's absolutely nothing like Derek any shape or form. I'm having so much fun playing this egotistical, '80s-era rockstar - everything he does is from the point-of-view of a rockstar.
Steve Valentine
CharacterFunEndNothingBandIron
Coffee and cigarettes, that's one of my weaknesses.
Jason Behr
CoffeeWeaknessesCigarettes
For which reason I would exhort you to pay all due Regard to the government over us; to the KING and all in authority; and to lead a quiet and peaceable life.
Jonathan Mayhew
LifeGovernmentKingYouQuietPay
This almost never happens, but what is really relaxing is just being in this house all by myself, sitting quietly and watching TV. But I basically never get that chance.
Chris O'Donnell
MyselfChanceHouseSittingNever
Before I was married to Martin and became a King, I was a proud Scott, shaped by my mother's discernment and my father's strength.
Coretta Scott King
StrengthFatherMotherKingProud
Oh, I must be ambitious, mustn't I? I'm sure I always have been. I think you can only get away with pretending you're not for so long. After that, it becomes ridiculous.
Anne-Marie Duff
ThinkLongYouRidiculousAlways
God gave me a talent to draw. I 'owed' it to him to develop the talent.
Annie Dillard
GodTalentMeHimDevelopOwed
I love coming in and changing magazines.
Anna Wintour
LoveComingChangingMagazines
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