Chelsea Handler Quotes

People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50.

Chelsea Handler

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If I was performing, I had no pain. But you can't stay on stage 24 hours a day.

Jerry Lewis

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I usually go with the 'less is more' approach.

Andreja Pejic

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If you listen to nature, all the sounds are done in a confident way. I'm trying to do that.

Roscoe Mitchell

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It's obviously unfair to paint with a broad brush here, but the germ of an idea for a breakthrough in technology doesn't come out of a business school curriculum. It comes out of a laboratory or a math lecture or a physics tutorial.

Michael Moritz

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The Democrats handle dissent by isolating it, smearing it and delegitimizing it in order to crush it.

Monica Crowley

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My job description? It is many things; it is a whole universe created around the things that I like.

Julia Restoin Roitfeld

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My family is very theatrical.

Debra Wilson

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As a kid, I had a Beatles poster and a Bela Lugosi as Dracula poster, so both worlds always appealed to me. Horror allows you to do things as a composer than you're able to do in no other style of movie. The music has to be aggressive. You can't tiptoe around. It has to be incredibly focused dramatically - no time for second thoughts.

Christopher Young

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We must work to help all families and all communities realize their dream of a better future.

Christine Gregoire

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Art and Religion are, then, two roads by which men escape from circumstance to ecstasy. Between aesthetic and religious rapture there is a family alliance. Art and Religion are means to similar states of mind.

Clive Bell

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Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.

Bobby Keys

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I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it.

Lindsey Vonn

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