American - Director | December 1, 1935 -
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Woody Allen
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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
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Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
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I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
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When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
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