Woody Allen Quotes

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Woody Allen

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I worked in Trenton, and then I got sidetracked into comedy and then onto 'SNL.' And then into being a live performer - what I do now; virtually that's what I am: I'm a live entertainer.

Joe Piscopo

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You can dramatically affect the expression of your metabolism and your biochemistry by the way you eat and the way you live.

Jillian Michaels

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I think relationships are really hard. Each one gives you lessons that you need.

Jennifer Grey

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Mentally strong people don't shy away from change - nor do they expect immediate results.

Amy Morin

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The absence of God in most spheres of life is perceived to be normal, and even Christians feel it as normal - which is why absorbing the culture all around us and its priorities is so dangerous.

John Piper

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The odds against an adoptee ending up as the child of the President of the United States are staggering. But then, so are the odds against a movie star becoming president.

Michael Reagan

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We still have very little understanding of how we can tweak form or shape at the genetic level. We certainly haven't unlocked those secrets.

Mitchell Joachim

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I was lucky enough to win the Davis Cup in my first year in 1999. I won my first slam at the U.S. Open in 2001 and became world No. 1 later that year. By the age of 20, I'd done it all.

Lleyton Hewitt

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I suppose that's the European way, dangerous and hairy.

Jason Statham

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I never wrote music or arranged songs or lyrics when I was under the influence of anything but coffee. That's not gone away.

Chris Cornell

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Take the tone of the company you are in.

Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield

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Nobody makes me laugh.

Sean Hayes

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