American - Director | December 1, 1935 -
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Woody Allen
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In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
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My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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Marriage is the death of hope.
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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
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