American - Comedian | December 18, 1956 -
I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever - plumbers and drywall hangers.
Ron White
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
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The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can't say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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