Ron White Quotes

There's no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn't been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you'll look cool, I don't get that. But I don't watch standup anyway, so I don't know what they're doing.

Ron White

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I don't want a flashy car, just something that would allow me to stop using the Tube. And it would be good not to have to rely on my mum all the time, particularly when I have to listen to her singing in her car.

Andy Murray

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If you're not trying to be real, you don't have to get it right. That's art.

Andy Warhol

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An interesting thing about book groups, it seems to me, is that there is no correlation between a brilliant book and a brilliant discussion. The first seems sometimes even to undermine the second.

Stacy Schiff

MeBookInterestingSometimesFirst

I wouldn't mind, if Peter Parker had originally been black, a Latino, an Indian, or anything else, that he stay that way. But we originally made him white. I don't see any reason to change that.

Stan Lee

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We don't tell you what to think or believe in. That's not our job. We're rock musicians. Our job is to rock.

Sonny Sandoval

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My true function within a society which embraces all of us is to continue an age-old tradition. This tradition is to create images from the depths of the imagination and to give them form, whether visual, intellectual or musical.

Michael Tippett

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I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because you weren't so egotistically driven.

Louise Rennison

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Sweet lordie, there is nothing more fun than getting people in a room to talk about their relationships - in a setting that everyone knows is light and fun but also real.

Liz Tuccillo

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As long as Pete and Joe are there, it's gonna be jumping.

Jay McShann

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My sister Tiffany told me years ago, 'You can never write about me.' Then she called six months ago and said she wanted to be in a story. She was worried people thought I didn't like her.

David Sedaris

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I was a fighter and very determined. There was no way I was going to back out without winning.

Christine Lahti

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I really have a love and passion for football. I enjoy basketball, but it's not something I love. You have to let things go that are not for you.

Austin Seferian-Jenkins

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