American - Comedian | December 18, 1956 -
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
Ron White
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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I don't have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I'm going to keep talking. I can't imagine a life without doing standup.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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Here's how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don't even see me coming.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it's about. The content's got to be great, but then it's got to be delivered. It's a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I've gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we're going to see if we can't bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits. I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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Vegas is famous for a lot of things, and bad marriages are one of them. Margo and I are proof that you can make this work. It just takes a little effort.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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