American - Comedian | December 18, 1956 -
There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
Ron White
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If you watch the 'Blue Collar Comedy Tour,' don't expect that when you come see me by myself, 'cause it's a little rougher.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me 'America's reprobate.' And I don't even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I'm very 'preacher-ish' on stage, not by intent but because that's where I learned to talk in front of people.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn't care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.
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I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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