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Ron White Quotes

The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 18, 1956

Topics

Team Thought America Turn Up Off

A mother and a little boy were walking along, and I could tell the minute the recognition hit the little boy. As he walked by holding his mother's hand, he said in a real loud voice, 'Look, Mother. There goes an old Gomer Pyle.'

Mother Voice Walking Look Said Hand

I don't think I'll ever feel as famous or as popular as I felt when I was a 17-year-old soccer player in Modle. Only about 20,000 people live there and 12,000 of them come to every game. Running onto the pitch each week was just the most fantastic feeling. Nothing can beat that.

Live People Game Think Feel Week

There's always this joke that I say in Israel: people don't really have discussions; they just try to convince the other people that they are wrong or they are right - they just try to impose their opinion on the others. Sometimes I think it's easier to avoid talking about things and just make music.

Music People Opinion Think Talking

We may have to have a geo-political regrouping or major geo-political changes.

Changes May Major

You don't get to choose what your legacy is.

John Hickenlooper

Legacy You Choose Get Your

I consider myself a frequent flyer, flying roughly 200 times a year on mostly mainstream airlines.

Jeffrey Gitomer

Myself Flying Year Consider Airlines

I didn't make music until I was about 18. I'd been playing my whole life, but I wasn't putting it out because I didn't feel like people would take it seriously. I thought people would be like, 'It's just like sad girl music - it's like Taylor Swift.'

Life Music Girl Sad People Thought

Not everybody goes to government to serve themselves and not their country.

Government Country Serve Everybody

I was 15 when my family moved to Jidda from Britain in 1982. Living in Saudi Arabia was such a shock to my system that I like to say I was traumatized into feminism.

Family Say Living Feminism System

When I came for the first time to the United States, visiting, I was absolutely fascinated by New York.

Time New York New First Time First

Every time anybody in Washington talks about legal status, amnesty, anything of that nature, it becomes a magnet that lures people in quickly into the United States.

Nature Time People Legal Washington

I was fortunate to work a lot, and I worked hard, and I was very devoted to that, and then I earned this jewel box of a life that I felt completely entitled to.

Life Work Hard Box Fortunate Earned

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