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Ron White Quotes

All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 18, 1956

Topics

Best World Friends Joke Some

I think, as an artist, you have to have experienced some deep turmoil, some kind of pain, because that's what connects you with the world. That's what makes it juicy!

Pain World Deep Think You Artist

Work hard, be honest, help people, never give up, love your fellow man and woman, give back to society, and don't ever discriminate.

Work Love Never Give Up Woman Man

I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.

Jerry O'Connell

Relationship Alone Plant Week Alive

The reason I ran in 2006 was to make my district one of the fifteen that at the time it would have taken to switch the control of the House and stop the Bush agenda. The second priority I had was to provide health care for everybody. And the third was to do public financing of campaigns.

Health Time Control Care House Stop

America will honor our treaty obligations.

Honor America Will Treaty Our

I'm very fortunate to have spent so much time in the industry and to have lived through several generations of filmmakers, actors and technicians. There's a huge volume of experience seeing people change and seeing content change.

Amitabh Bachchan

Change Time Experience People Seeing

Most of an award-show host's job is showing up and keeping a cool head and soldiering through it, whether it's the Oscars or the Hallmark Channel's 'Hero Dog Awards.'

Dog Hero Job Cool Showing Up Awards

Life can be either of two things: What it makes of you or what you make of it.

Life You Two Things Make Either

The funniest guy I've ever worked with - it's just one of those things, again, where we look at each other and just laugh - is Jimmy Byrnes from 'Wiseguy.' Jimmy - we can't be in the same room together. He knows he can make me laugh just by looking at me.

Together Me Looking Laugh Look Room

The sincere teachers of their youth should be met, not with an intention to dictate to them, but to give additional force to their well-meant endeavours, and raise them to public esteem.

Joseph Lancaster

Youth Intention Teachers Force Give

As immigrants, we understand better than most that to be an American is a privilege that conveys not just rights but responsibilities.

Better American Immigrants Understand

Whatever you do, never do the duck face - that's the worst look for any girl out there. Some girls think that pushing out their lips looks fabulous, but it doesn't.

Girl Face Think Duck Lips Look

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