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Patton Oswalt Quotes

American - Comedian | January 27, 1969 -

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

Myself Deep Duck Down Know Bunny

There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the external gadgets. I go walk around, talk to people, and just live life for a while.

Life Live Live Life Walk Silence Go

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'

Good Fear Ignorance Eye Think Look

The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.

Me Management Chicken Nothing Head

Growing up, there are always those kids who are only happy when they are making someone else upset. That is unfortunately just how some people are. And their parents were fine. Some people are just born with bad wiring.

Happy Parents People Growing Up Bad

I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.

Me Steel Three Inside Out Beat

Every audience is different, even within the same venue. You have to just make every audience your audience; you can't pre-judge an audience based on the size of the room or the type of room. You've just got to be in the moment and go with it.

Moment You Go Size Within Room

The problem is, and I'm just as guilty of this, a lot of people see their follower count increase and mistake that for friendships. It's great to have followers, especially if you want to sell albums, promote shows, or promote your friends, but you still need to get outside and talk to other human beings.

Great Mistake People Friends Problem

I'm always trying out new stuff onstage. That's where I do all my writing.

Writing Trying New Always Out Where

I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do.

Time Best Think Now Right I Think

I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.

Good Writing Want Out Room Anything

I really had to imagine the kind of person that I would have been if I had never left my hometown. I don't think I would have been a very pleasant person.

Think Hometown Person Kind Never

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