Patton Oswalt Quotes

The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.

Patton Oswalt

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MeManagementChickenNothingHead

The sense organs experience the external light, sound, etc. with difficulty; the different sense organs only have a so-called specific receptivity for particular stimuli.

Johannes P. Muller

LightExperienceSoundDifficulty

I used to take five or six books away and bring five or six books back. Nobody gave me direction or advice and I read much in the way that a boy might watch television.

John McGahern

MeDirectionAdviceBackTelevision

My spleen burst. I remember feeling my heart beating really fast. Beating right out of my chest.

Amy Purdy

HeartRememberFeelingFastRight

I never expected to become a director. It never occurred to me to come to America, to Hollywood. It's all been a wonderful accident. I'm still amazed every time I finish a film.

Stephen Frears

TimeMeAmericaHollywoodBecome

'Arcadia' is obviously a play that's got interesting things in it that are perhaps quite hard to grasp.

Tom Stoppard

InterestingPlayHardThingsGot

If I cut an album now and sell it for ten bucks, I can put seven dollars and fifty cents in my pocket.

Mickey Gilley

I CanNowFiftyCutSellSeven

Honestly, I started playing the pause game right after the 2015 BET Hip Hop Awards cypher. That's around when pauses really started.

Joyner Lucas

GamePauseAwardsRightPlayingBet

Improving our nation's education system has long been the cornerstone of my policy agenda.

Jared Polis

EducationLongNationImprovingBeen

Believe it or not, there are members of Congress who actually want to govern and get stuff done. Unfortunately, there are others whose agendas and strategies serve to advance their own interests and expand their donor base.

Jon Runyan

BelieveCongressDoneWantOthers

I don't like painting flowers in my music. I like painting guts and pain.

Jonathan Davis

MusicPainFlowersPaintingGuts

If I had seen a black woman play Juliet as a little girl, my idea of my place in the world would have been totally different.

Condola Rashad

GirlWomanWorldBlackPlacePlay

Human rights are not only violated by terrorism, repression or assassination, but also by unfair economic structures that creates huge inequalities.

Pope Francis

TerrorismUnfairHumanRightsOnly

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