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Patton Oswalt Quotes

I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: January 27, 1969

Topics

Me Steel Three Inside Out Beat

Our government is founded upon the intelligence of the people. I for one do not despair of the republic. I have great confidence in the virtue of the great majority of the people, and I cannot fear the result.

Fear Confidence Great Intelligence

One good thing about California is we have quite a broad-based economy. We provide more fruits and vegetables and produce to the United States than any other state. So we have actually the single largest agricultural sector in the country.

Good Country Vegetables California

Though a quarrel in the streets is a thing to be hated, the energies displayed in it are fine; the commonest man shows a grace in his quarrel.

Man Grace Streets Fine Quarrel His

I'd like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve.

Best Me Think Up Hiding Still

One guy that really inspired me was Michael Jordan. I wouldn't say that he inspired me as a sportsman, but I love going back and watching videos of him, especially how he conducts himself in interviews. He always seemed to be very careful about the words that he used and thought about everything differently to anybody else.

Matteo Manassero

Love Words Me Thought Back Say

If we look at the realm of knowledge, how exceedingly small and limited is that part acquired through our own senses; how wide is that we gain from other sources.

Matthew Simpson

Knowledge Small Look Through Own

Considering the amount of information we're bombarded by, it's amazing if a song can transcend time.

Time Amazing Song Information Amount

I have experienced bad dating and ineptitude with women all across the globe, from Vietnam to Paris. When I was 21, women were an enigma; they were this code that had to be cracked. They were 'The Other.' I have often thought writing this stuff into stand-up and shows would be an exorcism, but it hasn't been; it makes no difference.

Stephen Merchant

Women Dating Writing Thought Bad

Most movies aren't any good.

Good Movies Most Any

As an athlete, I've always been very proud to represent the United States.

Proud Athlete Always United Been

When you are getting ready to become a mom, being in love with someone just isn't enough. You need to think about whether he would be a good parent and raise your children with similar beliefs.

Love Good Children Mom Think Parent

I grew up in a single-wide, three-bedroom mobile home with my family. And now I see them, like, half a dozen times a year. Figuring out how to come home and talk to them again and feel like myself has probably been the greatest challenge.

Family Home Myself Challenge Year

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