Patton Oswalt Quotes

I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do.

Patton Oswalt

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TimeBestThinkNowRightI Think

I have sinned against you, my Lord.

Jimmy Swaggart

YouLordAgainstSinned

I'm able to think more clearly when I don't have clutter and stuff around.

Joe Mantello

ThinkMoreClearlyClutterStuff

People go to see beautiful paintings to see how much they cost. Wow. The practical value is that it shows you what the human spirit can do.

John Guare

BeautifulValuePeopleYouGoSee

So the guy that we're really targeting our system at this year is one of the guys who brought a 16bit system three or four years ago and has pretty much had it with that, and he's ready to buy something new.

Trip Hawkins

YearReadyNewThreeYearsSystem

As a rule, the civil-rights establishment is not punctual.

Tucker Carlson

RulePunctualEstablishment

I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.'

Tracy Morgan

FunnyControlLine

Madrid are a great club and were the challenge I sought after my long and successful Bayern career.

Toni Kroos

GreatChallengeLongCareerClub

Abortion on demand, throughout the full nine months of a pregnancy, for virtually any reason, became public policy in the United States of America. No other developed democracy had, or has, such a permissive abortion regime.

Robert Casey

DemocracyAmericaAbortionReason

My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.

Rita Rudner

MotherToughThreeSheTwoCookie

A great reader seldom recognizes his solitude.

Mason Cooley

GreatSolitudeSeldomHisReader

Finally, in my early 30s, I started writing fiction for the first time as an adult. That felt so scary, and I spent a few years feeling miserably 'behind' my high-achieving friends. But I persevered and obviously have no regrets.

Julia Glass

TimeWritingFriendsEarlyFeeling

Not all our movies have a social message, but I love the ones that do, and I'd love to do more of them.

Jason Blum

LoveMoviesMoreSocialMessageOur

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