American - Comedian | July 19, 1961 -
Shortly after college, I was working in New York City at 'Rolling Stone' magazine.
Lisa Lampanelli
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Too many people have already lost their lives to HIV and AIDS, and the more celebrities who can bring attention to the issue, the better.
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I've played every comedy club and every theatre across the country for the last 25 years and seen a lot of audience members from different ethnic persuasions.
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I lasted seven years as a journalist, and I've been doing comedy for twenty years.
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I kind of knew inside that I wanted to try comedy, but it was a mystery. How do you start? So when I hit 30 and I had done everything I wanted to do in journalism, so I went to a comedy class. I figured I'd learn how to do five minutes and see how it feels.
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I always wrote about myself in the third person. I knew how to promote myself so it sounded intelligent. I know how to package myself.
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When doing comedy, I do what makes me laugh. The first person I learned from said I should talk about things I am passionate about - that I love or hate - because the audience likes to see passion. The stuff I rant and rave about stems from a place that really pisses me off.
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I do a big roast of Trump during my set now - which I clearly expanded on - because there's so much to make fun of him about now.
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I'm not a political comic at all, so it would be weird if I just turned into a preachy, sort-of political commentator.
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I'm always proud of what I've done and what I continue to do.
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If Flavor Flav was any smaller and darker, Brad and Angelina would try to adopt him.
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Ticket sales will get higher the day after roasts.
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