American - Comedian | July 19, 1961 -
I think people were just seriously happy to find a funny woman who does comedy like a man. Because I learned how to do comedy from guys, from watching those Dean Martin roasts years ago.
Lisa Lampanelli
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I really think the biggest honor, as a comic, is to get roasted by either the Friars Club or the Comedy Central or someone like that. Because it really shows, you know, that you've arrived.
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The more conservative you dress, the more you can get away with.
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I just really work hard on myself every day.
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What we do as comics can be a service to people. It can make them laugh and take their mind off their problems for a few minutes.
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I can really serve the audience instead of making this about me and about serving myself and my pocketbook.
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Donald is very happy with his lovely wife, insert name here.
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Don't laugh at a hair joke, Trump.
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William Shatner is living proof that if you are talented and nice, you can work in this industry forever.
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Andy Dick is so gay, he thinks Margaret Cho is funny.
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I'm a take-no-prisoners type of comic, and I'm lucky because my fans get me and never have a problem with the politically incorrect themes of my act. But I am continually amazed by how a certain section of our society seems to be so freakin' sensitive about jokes.
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By being politically correct, you're closing your mind to a different point of view. Which sounds a lot like prejudice. Which is definitely not politically correct. See what I just did there?
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