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Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

I do a big roast of Trump during my set now - which I clearly expanded on - because there's so much to make fun of him about now.

Lisa Lampanelli

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 19, 1961

Topics

Fun Now Him Clearly Big Because

We salvage the bones of our lives every day, through small tragedies and big tragedies.

Day Small Every Day Through Big Our

One of the sad things about retiring is that you just become increasingly irrelevant. The world flows around you, and you don't seem to be impacting it any longer.

Sad World You Become Things Seem

If there is a great white throne judgment in which all unbelievers are going to be judged and sentenced to an eternity in hell, shouldn't that motivate us right now to share Christ with as many people as possible?

Robert Jeffress

Great People Hell White Possible

I'm like a menu at an expensive restaurant; you can look at me, but you can't afford me.

Anna Kournikova

Me Restaurant You Look Expensive

I was three or four, and my mother would have a Bing Crosby record playing through the house. It was my introduction to jazz, harmonies, melodies, musicianship, and emotion.

Mother House Three Jazz Introduction

What a stupid attitude we have in this country to personal stories.

Attitude Stupid Country Personal

I could design an $800 shoe line; it's easy. You use the best materials and you can make beautiful shoes. It's easier than making great shoes for $90.

Beautiful Great Shoes Best Design

Women artists need to break barriers in order for women's experience to be valuable.

Women Experience Barriers Need Break

There is no such thing as the pursuit of happiness, but there is the discovery of joy.

Happiness Joy Pursuit Of Happiness

I think that anybody can become a terrorist. That's my point of view. But, not everybody can actually kill. In order to reach that level, you have to be deeply convinced.

Loretta Napoleoni

Think Reach View You Point Of View

I come from a blue-collar family. My father worked at the American Can Company as a mechanic. He broke his back and was disabled, and the first memory I have of him is in the hospital. My mother was a working mother - she had two jobs. Everybody in the house had to help out.

Family Father Mother Memory Help

Hate is contagious. A few seconds after Donald Trump has told me something hateful, somebody else repeats it. He has legitimized what people only dare say in their kitchens and bedrooms.

Hate People Me Donald Trump Say

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