American - Comedian | July 19, 1961 -
None of my comedy depended on looks. I never did tons of fat jokes.
Lisa Lampanelli
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I lost over 100 pounds, so I'm even angrier than ever. I don't stuff my feelings anymore with food. Skinny girls are funny.
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By Hollywood standards I'm still fat: until you are zero, you are big. I do get cold a lot now. I used to have a lot of layers - now I got to get a fur coat.
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I would make a few jabs at myself and go for the audience - they are still as flawed as ever.
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I have rage and anger issues. So I get mad about stuff in real life, and then I yell about it onstage, and luckily, something funny ends up coming out. What I'll do is tape-record it, and it will end up coming out even funnier. And I add more punch lines.
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I hate comics who look at comedy as therapy. But at least it gets things out of my system in a funny way.
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I have a shrink in New York and a shrink in Arizona, just in case. You never know when you will have a breakdown.
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The thing is, in the dating profiles it says 'spiritual,' but not with a specific religion. And so I pretty much try to meditate, but I have a very hard time concentrating on things other than me.
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I've really been working on the emotional and internal issues that made me eat in the first place. It's been a real journey.
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I honestly feel like 99 percent of people have some kind of self-hate about their looks, and if I can joke about mine, maybe they can feel better about theirs.
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I'm way too famous and rich to be on a dating app, but if I get very desperate by the time I'm 60, I'll go on Tinder. Or I'll go on 'Millionaire Matchmaker'; I'll call Patti Stanger.
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Nobody escapes during Lisa Lampanelli's show.
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