Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

I lasted seven years as a journalist, and I've been doing comedy for twenty years.

Lisa Lampanelli

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ComedyDoingYearsTwentyBeen

We're all trying to catch up with Beyonce. We're all running a race, and Beyonce is up there, and we're all just trying to run and get there. That's my motivation.

Jessica Williams

MotivationTryingRunRaceUpCatch

Ajax is an important development for Web applications, and its importance is only going to grow.

Jesse James Garrett

GrowImportantDevelopmentGoingWeb

We think our leadership has been too timid to go after corruption, and often times, they bow to the liberal progressive demands of the White House instead of standing up for our values.

John Fleming

LeadershipThinkCorruptionValues

I never really felt like I quite fit in. Other boys were playing sports and into hunting and stereotypically masculine activities. I was always more attracted to the arts. I loved to dance, I loved to sing, and I always knew I would be an actor. I don't really know why.

Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman

SportsDanceLovedKnowWhyActor

I'd love to be on a TV series someday, but I believe you get the jobs that you're meant to get. If the job that I'm meant to get is another musical or another play or film or TV show, I'm just happy to keep working.

Stark Sands

LoveJobHappyBelieveYouPlay

I really love filling out forms - quite fortuitous, really, given that as one of Australia's 4 million-ish disabled people, ticking boxes and recording my life for other people is what I've spent a fair chunk of my time doing.

Stella Young

LifeLoveTimePeopleMy LifeDoing

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

LifeHumorImpossibleAbsenceTotal

I came up with Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. Those guys, they took me under their wing at an early age.

Troy Carter

AgeMeEarlyFreshUpPrince

We have tried you citizens; we are trying you now, and you have a couple of dollars for the sorrowing mothers, brothers and sisters by way of a charity gift.

Rose Schneiderman

GiftCharityTryingYouNowWay

I am part of a circuit called 24 Hours of LeMons, where it's a sort of riff on 24 Hours of Le Mans. It's a poor man's weekend warrior racer event.

Michael Trucco

ManI AmWeekendWarriorPoorWhere

While I enjoy spending time in L.A., Britain is my home.

Michael Sheen

HomeTimeSpending TimeEnjoyWhile

I feel the most beautiful when I'm the most relaxed - for example, after a productive day of work or during a comfortable, rested afternoon. But I also feel great when I reunite with friends after a long time.

Liu Wen

WorkBeautifulGreatTimeDayFeel

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