British - Actor | September 23, 1972 -
I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
Karl Pilkington
LifeThinkYouGoSayAlong
I think it's mental to pay for water. Where is that water coming from? Are they in the hills puttin' it into bottles when years ago it used to roll down and go into the lakes?
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I think it's a problem when something's a dream because it'll never live up to your expectations. It's better to go somewhere thinking it'll be horrible, and then be pleasantly surprised.
LiveThinkThinkingBetterProblem
Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do.
BetterYouGetting OldYoungWant
It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.
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They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time?
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.
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I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn't wait to get off the stage.
WorkHard WorkExperienceSchoolPen
To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it?
MarriageDayTogetherMeEnjoyYou
I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?
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