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Karl Pilkington Quotes

British - Actor | September 23, 1972 -

People say if bees die out, the world would end, apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document, and people believe this.

Karl Pilkington

Good People Bee World Believe End

We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, 'Well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species.'

Karl Pilkington

Life People Saying Die Worry Find

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

Karl Pilkington

Nephews Nieces Got Loads

It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.

Karl Pilkington

Easy You Diary Pretty Committed

Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.

Karl Pilkington

Social Media People Doing Media Want

I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too.

Karl Pilkington

People Thought Someone Bad People

The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere.

Karl Pilkington

Day Thinking End Of The Day End Body

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

Karl Pilkington

Wedding Reason Everything No Reason

Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.

Karl Pilkington

Home Challenge Painting Yesterday

Chinese people age overnight.

Karl Pilkington

Age People Overnight Chinese

People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

Karl Pilkington

Alone People Think Duck You Eat

I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt.

Karl Pilkington

Good Weather Doing Bad Mud Up

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