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Karl Pilkington Quotes

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

Karl Pilkington

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: actor
Nationality: british
Birth: September 23, 1972

Topics

Day End Of The Day End Idiot Learned

I have become intrigued with the combining of seemingly unrelated ideas or images, or the drawing upon the many, sometimes dissimilar, meanings a word might have.

Ideas Drawing Sometimes Become Word

It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense.

Robert Green Ingersoll

Education Better Common Sense Without

I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do.

Funny Gift Everything Being Funny

Since I stayed in a colony where either one was an engineer or a scientist, everybody thought I would be a scientist. This was the expectation everybody had apart from my parents. Honestly, I, too, wanted to be a scientist. I think it was the way Dad would explain us scientific theories and concepts that made the subject more intriguing.

Parents Think Thought Way More Us

My mind has always kind of operated with this band like it's gonna be over tomorrow.

Tomorrow Mind Kind Band Always Over

When answering questions over the years about film and TV adaptations of my books, I have always maintained that no movie or TV series could ever change or damage my work.

Work Change Questions Always Over

The laws of literature, like the laws of gossip, usually demand exaggeration, decontextualization, a heightened or minimalized reality, and a lot more shape and order and impact than everyday life.

Michelle Huneven

Life Reality Impact Literature More

I use self-tanners at least once a week, and I get darker than I do then when I am in the sun.

I Am Sun Week Get Than Once

You still have to pitch the same game, execute your pitches as best you can. If the shadows end up helping you out, then great, but you can't really worry about that stuff.

Great Best Game End Worry You

My grandchildren just know me now as Mr. Potato Head.

Me Grandchildren Know Now Head Just

You must adapt to the situation. This is where the pictures come from.

Douglas Kirkland

You Situation Pictures Adapt Where

I'm pretty goofy, I'll do anything for a laugh.

Laugh Anything Goofy Pretty

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