Karl Pilkington Quotes

I think it's mental to pay for water. Where is that water coming from? Are they in the hills puttin' it into bottles when years ago it used to roll down and go into the lakes?

Karl Pilkington

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: british
  • Birth: September 23, 1972

Topics

WaterThinkDownGoYearsPay

People believe practice makes perfect, but it doesn't. If you're making a tremendous amount of mistakes, all you're doing is deeply ingraining the same mistakes.

Jillian Michaels

MistakesPracticePeopleBelieveYou

Peace is the first thing the angels sang.

John Keble

PeaceAngelsFirstThingSang

I think we all have a responsibility to tell good stories.

John Krasinski

GoodResponsibilityThinkTell

To me, pause is sometimes the most important, most effective moment in a film or play or anything.

Jean Smart

MomentMePlayImportantSometimes

To spend time in Silicon Valley in a year of political upheaval is, on one level, soothing. It is pleasant to hear talk of wearables, walled gardens, and disruptive beverages in between updates about mass deportation.

Anand Giridharadas

TimePoliticalYearTalkValley

I tell everybody, if you've got a band that works, it's a miracle. It's never going to be perfect, but if it works on some level, hold on to it with both hands and don't ever let it go.

Steven Van Zandt

HandsYouPerfectGoNeverBand

Consumers around the world are more aware of the multiple global crises we face than ever before, thanks to information found on the Internet.

Simon Mainwaring

WorldFaceInternetInformationMore

No, no, I never despair, because George Bush is not running the universe. He may be running the United States, he may be running the military, he may be running even the world, but he is not running the universe, he is not running the human heart.

Martin Sheen

HeartWorldUniverseNeverHuman

I think I had four concussions throughout my career that were diagnosed, and I guess that I've had seven more. But the fact that three of them came in a four month span when I was making a comeback in 2004 is a little bit scary.

Mick Foley

ComebackThinkCareerThreeMore

I was giving a speech one time, and the woman who introduced me said, 'Well, she used to be J. D. Salinger's girlfriend. I thought, 'God, is that all I've been?' I didn't want to be reduced to that.

Joyce Maynard

GodTimeWomanMeThoughtGiving

Most people don't know who I am in the industry. I'm far from 'Conan' and 'Game of Thrones.'

Jason Momoa

I AmPeopleGameKnowIndustryFar

A child needs to be listened to and talked to at 3 and 4 and 5 years of age. Parents should not wait for the sophisticated conversation of a teenager.

Bob Keeshan

AgeChildParentsWaitConversation

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