Karl Pilkington Quotes

British - Actor | September 23, 1972 -

The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.

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Comedy's really subjective, you know.

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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.

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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.

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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.

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I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.

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When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've done a couple of books and I hope they just leave it at that.

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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.

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I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.

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I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.

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I drive a car, like an adult. Not brilliantly. I'm not great.

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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.

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