British - Actor | September 23, 1972 -
People who live in glass houses... have to answer the door.
Karl Pilkington
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If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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I've never worried about life's big questions.
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With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads?
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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Comedy's really subjective, you know; that's why it's so hard.
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I don't know what 'famous' is, really.
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I don't know what I'm meant to do. I'm not important, am I? I'm not doing anything that makes a difference.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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I've done some luxury flying, which is brilliant. It has only happened once or twice, but it was nice because flying is the worst part of the holiday. But then again, if the plane crashes, you're still dead. For that much money I'd want a little capsule that whizzed me off to safety if it was going to crash.
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Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.
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