British - Actor | September 23, 1972 -
I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
Karl Pilkington
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.
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That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.
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I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.
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