Karl Pilkington Quotes

I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand.

Karl Pilkington

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: british
  • Birth: September 23, 1972

Topics

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I have a past of making a fool of myself.

Jed S. Rakoff

MyselfFoolPastMaking

I'm a daddy first; I'm a husband, and I'm a lover of God and people.

Sonny Sandoval

GodPeopleHusbandFirstDaddy

Because I was traveling a lot during the '70s, the only thing I could do on the road was take photographs, so there wasn't much painting during those years.

Sigmar Polke

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I believe within five to 10 years most larger corporations will switch to greener industrial enzymes, not just for the environment but also for their bottom line.

Ryan Bethencourt

BelieveEnvironmentWillI Believe

If you're not enjoying your work, what's the point?

Mike Colter

WorkYouPointYourEnjoying

If the world seems cold to you, kindle fires to warm it.

Lucy Larcom

InspirationalWorldColdWarmYou

The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.

Doug Stanhope

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My grandfather was a commander in the Navy. He was very proud of his service, and he lived his entire life as though he was still serving.

Dean Cain

LifeServiceProudGrandfatherNavy

The lazy part of me would love to do a sitcom where I could work three days a week and make a fortune.

Corbin Bernsen

WorkLoveMeWeekLazyThree

I love to bake. Cakes are my specialty - they have to be moist and sugary.

Cole Sprouse

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When the entrepreneur is obsessed with the product and the company has organized all of its activities around that, it's very powerful.

Brad Feld

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The objective is to enlarge the scope of your advantage which can only happen at someone else's expense.

Bruce Henderson

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