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Joan Rivers Quotes

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.

Joan Rivers

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

Daughter Respect Sleep Me Wake Up

I found myself serving a sentence of public denial from the very second the raid on my apartment happened.

Jock Sturges

Myself Serving Apartment Denial Very

The Interest Rate Reduction Act takes a first step toward providing critical stability by eliminating the threat of an immediate interest rate increase, while making clear the need to move toward a long-term solution that serves the best interests of taxpayers and borrowers.

John Kline

Best Step First Step Solution Need

I never thought I was very good at developing material. I grew up at the BBC where they sent you scripts.

Stephen Frears

Good Thought You Never Up Where

I loved 'Pulling.' It was so original and hilarious. I remember being very sad when it finished. I'd love to start a campaign to bring it back, but if I did, the actors would probably say, 'We're fine. We're all really busy, thanks. Please don't!'

Sophie McShera

Love Sad Start Busy Loved Remember

You always want to see the NFL try to protect the players.

Tony Dorsett

You Want Try Protect Always See

UNC symbolizes something special. When you get chills you know you belong here.

Lorrie Fair

You Know Special Belong Something

I had no visual imagination as a child. I liked playing football. That was it.

Juergen Teller

Football Imagination Child Playing

What creates freedom? A revolution in the streets? Mass protest? Civil war? A change of government? The ousting of the old guard and its replacement by the new? History, more often than not, shows that hopes raised by such events are often dashed, sooner rather than later.

Jonathan Sacks

Change Freedom History Government

I've won several Emmys, a Tony and a Grammy, so maybe somebody will let me have an Oscar, and then I'll have a full set.

Dick Van Dyke

Me Will Somebody Set Full Maybe

I'm alive and I want to keep living.

Diego Maradona

Alive Want Living Keep

Blue Origin's successful capsule escape demonstration represents a material step toward a fully re-usable sub-orbital vehicle.

Bruce Pittman

Blue Step Escape Successful Origin

I feel very lucky that I've been able to carve out any niche at all in this business. It's so hard to get into.

Brian Posehn

Business Feel Lucky Hard Out Niche