American - Comedian | July 7, 1966 -
I'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives.
Jim Gaffigan
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I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover.
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I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.
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I'm a big eater. I mean, a lot of my stand-up is about food, and you write about what you know, and that's the only thing I know. I don't know anything else.
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Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you.
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I've always wanted to be an actor. I've never planned on the acting and the stand-up feeding each other; they've always been separate desires.
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