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Jim Gaffigan Quotes

Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 7, 1966

Topics

Yourself You Kind Write Little Give

I have 22 grandchildren and great-grandchildren, and they keep me young.

Me Grandchildren Young Keep

It's hard to tell whether the ship or airplane - they're all the same, I'm convinced - is male or female; it may shift back and forth.

Airplane Ship Back Hard Same Tell

Texans have in common with Australians, in that they are quite strong, hardy people.

People Strong Common Quite Texans

I've been with the paper for almost 30 years.

Years Paper Been Almost

Multi-millionaires who pay half or less than half of the percentage of tax the rest of us pay justify their actions by saying they pay what the law requires. Though true, the fact is they found ways within the law to beat the purpose of the law - which, in the case of taxes, is that we all pay our fair share.

Purpose Law Saying Rest Tax True

Even to be flown out to New York was mind boggling for me, and signing with Columbia was great because they really understood my vision. Of all the labels that I met, they were the ones that really seemed to understand that I was really about the music, the writing, and the lyrics, so it was really fulfilling to sign with them.

Music Vision Great New York Mind Me

My parents knew if they kept me active, I'd stay out of trouble.

Parents Me Trouble Active Out Stay

Look at someone like Edward Norton. A truly phenomenal actor. He's definitely went to school and trained.

School Someone Look Actor Like He

I've always hated authority from an early age. And authority have always hated me.

Age Me Early Authority Always Hated

If the reader doesn't care or relate to the characters, all that visual spectacle is pretty but feels empty.

Care Empty Pretty Visual Relate

We are not born knowing how to hate; we are taught how to hate.

Hate Born Knowing How Taught

Stay small and control it yourself.

Yourself Control Small Stay

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