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Jim Gaffigan Quotes

I'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 7, 1966

Topics

Silly Social Guy Off Eccentric

Institutionalized discrimination is bad for people and for societies. Widespread discrimination is also bad for economies. There is clear evidence that when societies enact laws that prevent productive people from fully participating in the workforce, economies suffer.

People Discrimination Bad Workforce

Well what would happen is that if Greece defaulted and couldn't pay its debts, all the Greek bonds that are held in other banking systems across Western Europe would suddenly have no value. You could as a knock-on effect create a banking crisis in Western Europe.

Value You Create Crisis Pay Europe

To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.

Funny Me Writing Said Remembering

I always considered programming as being like modern-day wizardry. You could think of things in your mind and then make them happen.

Mind Think You Always Programming

The 'Broken Destiny' series will be a trilogy, with each book releasing about a year apart.

Broken Book Destiny Year Will Apart

Way too many people believe Republicans are anti-immigrant, anti-woman, anti-science, anti-gay, anti-worker.

People Believe Way Too Many People

Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as ever you can.

Good People Long You Places Means

I went through all these different phases. But it always felt like I was impersonating something, so I went back to some of the music I grew up with, like music from South Africa and the '80s stuff. I stopped suppressing it, and I stopped trying to be cool.

Music Cool Trying Back Africa Up

I knew I wanted to make a concept record in song-cycle form, like my favorite Marvin Gaye records where everything just continuously flows.

Sturgill Simpson

Everything Where Just Records Knew

I opposed the bailout of banks and car companies.

Car Banks Companies Bailout Opposed

I've seen country music go uptown, like we say, and I'm proud I was there when it happened.

Music Proud Country Go Say Seen

I'm obsessed with the idea of social TV.

Social Idea TV Obsessed

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