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Jim Gaffigan Quotes

I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 7, 1966

Topics

Always Imagine Would He Met Very

I do as much debugging as possible on the Mac, but I occasionally must debug problems in the PC world, which is significantly slower.

Robert Patterson

World Problems Possible Must Mac PC

I guarantee you that the people who watch 'Conan O'Brien' or who watch 'Entertainment Tonight' and probably a lot of these other programs have never heard of Operation Blessing. Maybe they have heard of UNICEF, and I'm sure they have heard of the Red Cross, but they haven't heard of this organization.

Blessing Red People Organization You

I don't think that the status of a show, big or small, should affect a person's performance.

Performance Small Think Person Big

I like lots of Korean music that most people have probably never heard of. I also enjoy hip hop.

Music People Enjoy Never Hip Hop

Lincoln's leadership is based on a number of precepts, but my favorite one is that he acted in the name, and for the good, of the people.

Steven Spielberg

Leadership Good People Name Favorite

I dream up things, and then I convince myself that they're possible.

Myself Dream Possible Up Convince

I think that, to a lot of people, they don't like my brand of whatever I do. And I think that people - the ones that like me, at least - see me as their brother or their older uncle or their friend or their next door neighbour. I am the quintessential boy next door; I feel that way.

Robbie Williams

Friend I Am Brother People Me Door

David Dinkins was a financial disaster personally - and as an administrator. That is what the record shows.

Success Society You Pay Determined

My body is so important to me... my face, my arms, my legs, my hands, my eyes, everything. I use everything I have.

Monica Bellucci

Eyes Me Face Hands Body Important

If the idea behind Obamacare was to get everyone covered, that's one of the many failures.

Mitch McConnell

Everyone Get Behind Idea Obamacare

Some years ago there was a study to discover the most stressful occupation. It turned out not to be the head of a large business, football manager or prime minister, but rather: bus driver.

Business Football Manager Study Head

My whole life, I have been trying to cook an egg in the right way.

Life Trying Egg Way Right Cook

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