Jim Gaffigan Quotes

I'm a big eater. I mean, a lot of my stand-up is about food, and you write about what you know, and that's the only thing I know. I don't know anything else.

Jim Gaffigan

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FoodYouKnowMeanWriteAnything

I love cleaning, weird but true. It really relaxes me.

Jessie J

LoveMeWeirdCleaningTrueReally

If you're taking a risk and you are not scared in some way, you're doing something wrong.

Jen Sincero

DoingYouWrongWayRiskScared

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.

Ann Coulter

WarTopChristianityLeadersOnly

My mother danced; she loved the ballet.

Stefanie Powers

MotherLovedSheBalletDanced

I used to fight with hate. There's been a lot of aggression in my past growing up and stuff. That's because I was hurt myself.

Rose Namajunas

MyselfHatePastFightGrowing Up

Men are fighting... because they are convinced that the extermination of adversaries is the only means of promoting their own well-being.

Ludwig von Mises

MenFightingWell-BeingOwnBecause

I definitely think there should be stronger gun safety laws, including prohibiting the sale of assault weapons, probably banning the sale of certain magazines that allow you to fire a large amount of bullets.

Lois Frankel

FireSafetyGunThinkStrongerYou

I learned that the acting I really like is when the actors did a lot of bringing themselves, and where they're at at the moment, to the character.

Jordan Gavaris

CharacterMomentActingWhereLike

'Horse Soldiers' is the untold story of how a small band of U.S. Special Forces soldiers secretly entered Afghanistan in 2001, just five weeks after September 11, saddled up on horses, and rode to an improbable victory against a vastly larger Taliban and Al Qaeda army.

Doug Stanton

VictorySmallStoryArmyHorseBand

I love being at home and creating in the kitchen.

Chrissy Teigen

LoveHomeKitchenCreatingBeing

I am also a writer. That is a fact not known by the public in general.

Bob Kane

I AmWriterFactGeneralKnownAm

I definitely take a lot of bad pictures!

Brooke Burke

BadPicturesTakeLotDefinitely

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