Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

I have no interest in gender or race or anything like that. But everyone else is kind of, with their calculating - is this the exact right mix? I think that's - to me it's anti-comedy. It's more about PC-nonsense.

Jerry Seinfeld

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I knew that as a pharmacy student I would obtain military deferment. As I was of Jewish origin, this meant that I would not have to serve in a forced labor unit of the Hungarian army.

John Harsanyi

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Alexander II really used autocracy well to negotiate the freeing of the serfs in 1861.

Simon Sebag Montefiore

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In this enlightened age, there are few I believe, but what will acknowledge, that slavery as an institution is a moral & political evil in any country. It is useless to expatiate on its disadvantages.

Robert E. Lee

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Ideally, I would like to not be in the public eye.

Molly Bloom

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When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.

Craig Bruce

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I think everyone is the perfect owner.

Claudio Ranieri

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My feelings for Ellen overrode all of my fear about being out as a lesbian. I had to be with her, and I just figured I'd deal with the other stuff later.

Portia de Rossi

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The Hollywood image of the movie business is all about ambition and high achievers like James Cameron. But the British film industry is much more about men who wear cravats and work with model trains and hope another series of 'Thomas the Tank Engine' will be commissioned.

Peter Capaldi

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No ghost was every seen by two pair of eyes.

Thomas Carlyle

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You face challenges in your personal life and in your professional life. I continue to be relentlessly optimistic and not focus on the negative.

Norah O'Donnell

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There's no doubt that the ready availability of music online has created a thousand more opportunities than it's destroyed.

Mark Hoppus

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For a year, I was the world's worst assistant to a talent manager. I was awful at it. Really disorganized. Just not the person you want at the front desk of your office.

Kyle Bornheimer

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