Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time.

Jerry Seinfeld

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I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.

Andy Warhol

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About 20 per cent of the population believe themselves to have a food allergy and only about five per cent actually do.

John Warner

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I'm mostly retired. Now I'm a mother with a really noisy, difficult house to maintain!

Mia Sara

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On one level, I am a massive joker and can't take anything seriously, but on the other hand, I'm incredibly serious and a deep thinker, so I have that dichotomy within me.

Shura

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You apply the skills you use to produce your own book to make an anthology. Shaping. Rhythm.

Robyn Davidson

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Ten years of character development affords you a lot. You get a chance to dig deeper and deeper and deeper into a person.

Jon Tenney

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I don't set trends. I just find out what they are and exploit them.

Dick Clark

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Within a few weeks the organization for the maintenance of international peace and security, established by the San Francisco Charter, will be formally launched through the convocation of the first General Assembly of the United Nations.

Cordell Hull

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I guess my break in America came a little too early. It would've been nice to have a few more years to find out what I'm like as an actor without a camera on my face.

Brenton Thwaites

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On the intimate level, anyone who has loved a companion animal knows the uniquely wonderful experience these 'other nations' provide, and their important presence in our shared lives. In their very local way they show us the global truth of our real wealth, our biodiversity.

April Gornik

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In Harlem, I got all my black friends. But when I go downtown, I got black, white, Asian, Indian friends. There's no borders, no barriers.

ASAP Rocky

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Automobiles are dangerous as all get-out.

Nick Woodman

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