English - Comedian | March 14, 1945 -
Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.
Jasper Carrott
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Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles.
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I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
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When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke the mould. Now there are thousands of comedians out there, and I don't think I can be above it all.
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I should be more vocal about the things I believe are doing us harm, but many years ago in my early twenties, I learned a bit of a lesson. I started to realise at that time the benefits of eating healthy food and drink.
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Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.
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I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius.
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I was never the class clown, and I've no idea where the comedy came from.
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I want to do things I enjoy, and show business comes fifth or sixth down the line.
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I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank.
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I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfaction in life is difficult. Maybe being happy is as simple as not being unhappy.
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I have to confess here that I am a useless cook.
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