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Jasper Carrott Quotes

Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: english
Birth: March 14, 1945

Topics

Best World Drummer Beatles Even He

I don't worry. It's just not in my nature, really.

Nature Worry Just Really

My life hasn't changed that much. Sure, people recognize me, and airports can get tough, but the people who stop me tend to be real nice.

Life People Me Tough My Life Nice

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.

Car Thought Write First Real Always

In front of a big group of people, in front of cameras, to be in my body and be in that moment, I feel the way that I've always wanted to feel - like a real pop star who is not holding anything back.

Moment People Feel Body Back Group

It's always the minorities who aren't a part of the mainstream who define what the limits... of the majority are going to be.

Limits Always Define Going Majority

No one knows when a robot will approach human intelligence, but I suspect it will be late in the 21st century. Will they be dangerous? Possibly. So I suggest we put a chip in their brain to shut them off if they have murderous thoughts.

Intelligence Thoughts Brain Late Off

Existential philosophy, poetry and art - just like sadness - were all unavoidable to a tender young man in the meat works.

Art Man Poetry Sadness Philosophy

There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.

Douglas Coupland

Funny Nothing Cheap Being Cure

I would say in one sentence my goal is to at least be part of the journey to find the unified theory that Einstein himself was really the first to look for. He didn't find it, but we think we're hot on the trail.

Journey Think Look Find Trail Goal

I have dreams all the time.

For me, you've got to play football first. We're not trying to be accountants. The money takes care of itself. That's kind of how I think anyway.

Shaun Alexander

Money Football Me Think Care You

In the end, for all of Obama's grand rhetoric on ridding the world of nuclear weapons, history has doomed him to preside over the emergence of two rogue nuclear regimes (North Korea and Iran).

Thomas P.M. Barnett

History World End Rhetoric Him Over

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