Jasper Carrott Quotes

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.

Jasper Carrott

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So many of the schools are just politically correct mirrors of each other. If you go to this school versus that school, you're just going to get a different version of the same political correctness and liberal indoctrination.

Jerry Falwell, Jr.

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I never had naming rights at Texas Stadium.

Jerry Jones

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I grew up in a family where the love of stories is very strong. And there's also a love of performance. I think one reason stories were so important in my family was that we moved around a lot.

Ann-Marie MacDonald

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I wanted to do something about a really optimistic character: a character who was so optimistic, no one could burst her bubble.

Amy Heckerling

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Let us be bold enough and free enough to follow the great examples - the men of good will and honor who put aside little ways and petty hatreds to build the American dream.

Stephen Vincent Benet

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I'd rather be running the game than playing it.

Steven Brust

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I think giving up people is a difficult thing.

Sissy Spacek

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I gave birth to our daughter Coco in Pisa, and it was a wonderful time in all our lives.

Trudie Styler

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You'd go in, read the script once for timing and then you would sit around and play games. The sound effects people would come in and we would do a dress rehearsal so they could get the effects and the music cues in place. Then you would wait until you went on the air.

Dick York

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The ideal girl is driven, working on something other than modeling or being a singer.

Drake

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In documentary, mostly, people are going to say untoward things; people are going to have gnarly beliefs. People aren't perfect.

Debra Granik

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Somebody actually tattooed my face on his arm. In a couple years, that will be the equivalent of having a Screech tattoo.

Chris Jericho

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