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Jasper Carrott Quotes

I have to confess here that I am a useless cook.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: english
Birth: March 14, 1945

Topics

I Am Useless Here Cook Confess Am

I don't know why, it's the same reason why you like some music and you don't like others. There's something about it that you like. Ultimately I don't find it's in my best interests to try and analyze it, since it's fundamentally emotional.

Music Best You Find Know Why

I am well. Do not worry about my health.

Rodrigo Duterte

Health I Am Worry Well About Am

I'm the kind of guy that if I go to a concert and hear something that knocks me out, I don't want to be left out of that. I'm going to try to get into that, and I'm running back home to practice.

Roscoe Mitchell

Home Practice Me Back Want Kind

There's always something that you can learn and something you can teach.

Learn You Teach Always Something

If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.

Time Rejection Long Career Long Time

When designing a kitchen, always keep in mind the social aspect.

Mind Kitchen Always Social Keep

Any album that I ever put out I'm going to send it to country radio first.

Country First Radio Out Going Send

To me, true style icons have been few and far between. Elizabeth Taylor comes to mind. I never got to meet her while she was alive, but she is one of those people I have always admired in terms of her sense of style.

Style People Mind Me Alive Meet

What did everyone think robot vacuuming was going to be? Well, they think Rosie the Robot from 'The Jetsons,' a human robot that pushed a vacuum. That was never going to happen.

Think Never Robot Human Everyone

I can juggle, not well... I can balance a broom on my chin. I can do very simple carny tricks, a little sleight of hand with cards and coins.

Simple Balance I Can Cards Hand

The name Muhammad is the most common name in the world. In all the countries around the world - Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Morocco, Turkey, Syria, Lebanon - there are more Muhammads than anything else. When I joined the Nation of Islam and became a Muslim, they gave me the most famous name because I was the champ.

Me World Name Famous Islam More

I never believed the anchorman should be the know-it-all. And I try to communicate that to the audience. While I have some knowledge from my years of experience, what I want to do is walk you through this because we're all walking through this together.

Knowledge Experience Walk Together

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