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Jasper Carrott Quotes

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: english
Birth: March 14, 1945

Topics

Best Laughter Medicine You High

All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.

Black Friends Why Dying Always Wear

We all had jobs that were just fronts. I felt like I was in the mob. I had a job, but that wasn't my real job. My real job was to be an actor. I always knew that and never forgot that.

Jessica St. Clair

Job Actor Never Real Always Just

The Right has such antiquated ideas - if they took charge, I think they'd want to close the parks, open the land up for development. It's an ongoing battle to keep the parks strong.

Ideas Strong Think Battle Want Land

It's very important that you tell someone when you are being bullied - someone that you trust. You should never be quiet when you are being bullied or when you see someone being bullied. It's so important to stand up and say something.

Stephanie McMahon

Trust Stand Up Stand Someone You

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Love Time Looking Perfect Creating

It's definitely harder being a dad than a coach.

Coach Being Harder Than Definitely

We, people, are so very, very complicated that no matter how well drawn a fictional character is, they can't get anywhere near as complex as a real person.

Character People Complicated Person

It's really intense in our rehearsals; you have to get ready and condition your body.

You Body Ready Your Body Get Your

I consider wisdom supernatural because it isn't taught by men - it's a gift from God.

God Wisdom Men Gift Because Taught

As a Christian, I try to meditate or pray at least once a day, however briefly.

Day Christian Try Pray Once Least

Knowing where you stand in your quest to accumulate enough money for retirement is an incredibly important part of the planning process.

Money Planning Retirement Stand You

It is economic power that determines political power, and governments become the political functionaries of economic power.

Power Political Become Economic

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