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Dave Barry Quotes

American - Journalist | July 3, 1947 -

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

Opportunity Rain Travel Will Winds

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

Future Society Computers Internet

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

You Young Always Immature Only Once

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

Technology Today Man Rich You Know

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

Lewis And Clark Camping Trip Ultimate

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.

Whales Real Whale Threat Species

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

Car Upside Down Racing Down Boring

My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.

Game End Problem Chess Possible

The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.

Now Sixties Empire Historical Just

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.

Food Trust Fish Kind Seafood Stick

Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.

Religion People Me Saying Hobby You

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Today Golf Open Clothing Overweight

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