American - Journalist | July 3, 1947 -
The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.
Dave Barry
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If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.
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The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice.
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
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And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West.
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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
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Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.
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Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
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We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.
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American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
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Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?
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