American - Comedian | July 27, 1957 -
I've learned in my older age that sexy gets you further than brains.
Bill Engvall
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I don't have big time celebrity friends - I'm just a guy.
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Jay Leno told me once, 'Don't do jokes about things you don't know about.'
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I am feeling older every day.
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I have been passed over on some things because people didn't think I was edgy enough. But the people who took those gigs are gone now, and I am still here.
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I dream of acting with Kevin Costner. I would love to do a movie with him. Not something funny, but a dramatic role.
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I've really got no complaints.
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To be honest with you, I still eat whatever I want. It's all about portion control. I still love pizza, but instead of eating half, I eat a slice.
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I eat fish, chicken, vegetables and other healthier foods. I do love a great steak.
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Now people live into their 90s and beyond. As long as I have quality of life, I'm good.
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My belief is that if we take away that right to bear arms, the only people that are going to have them are... the ones breaking into your house.
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I don't believe there's any reason for a person like myself to own an AK-47.
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