American - Comedian | July 27, 1957 -
It's fun being Bill Engvall.
Bill Engvall
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Left to my own vices, all I would own is a Corvette, and it would be broken down.
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I'd like to see the Amazon rainforests before they're all gone, and also the Galapagos - that's another one I'd like to do. I'd love to go diving in those areas. Basically, places, like, that are kind of going away, and I'd like to see them before they all become condos and high-rises.
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Europe has such an expansive history.
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I travel fairly lightly because you have to these days. I always take a laptop and an iPod so I can watch movies and listen to music. And my Gameboy. That's a good time-killer.
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When I drove up on the set one day, and they'd put up a sign that says 'The Bill Engvall Show,' I stood there for 20 minutes just staring at it. The director, James Widdoes, came up and said, 'What are you doing?' And I said, 'Look at this! There's my name on a stage door in Hollywood!'
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If you watch the 'Blue Collar Tour,' I was probably the least redneck of everybody.
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You know as well as I do that the family sitcom was the stalwart of TV for God knows how many decades.
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People are trying to figure out how to pay bills and make ends meet. They don't want to turn on the TV and say, 'What is this crap?'
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I'm a blue collar guy.
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I always wanted to be an actor. I always wanted to be John Wayne.
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A lot of times you go to a concert, and when you leave, you don't know anything more about the act then when you got there.
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