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Bill Engvall Quotes

I don't believe there's any reason for a person like myself to own an AK-47.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 27, 1957

Topics

Myself Believe Person Reason Own

I'd behave savagely if I had access to Bjoerk's closet.

Behave Closet Access Had

I'm not a big punk fan, but I love a good, solid screamer.

Love Good Punk Big Solid Fan

I went to School of the Arts in Winston-Salem, and we had a bunch of singing classes. My first job in New York was an Off-Broadway musical.

Job School New York Singing New Had

You can't please everyone... If you make a good movie, that's all that matters.

Good You Please Everyone Matters

Evolution is an indispensable component of any satisfying explanation of our psychology.

Evolution Psychology Indispensable

It's not the events of our lives that shape us, but our beliefs as to what those events mean.

Mean Events Shape Beliefs Us Our

People who say they have a best friend at work are seven times as likely to be engaged in what they're doing. And if they don't have a best friend at work, the odds of being engaged are just 1 in 12.

Work Friend Best People Best Friend

Patience is the art of hoping.

Luc de Clapiers

Patience Art Hoping

Unlike other loans, a reverse mortgage doesn't have to be repaid until the borrower moves out of the home or passes away.

Home Mortgage Out Away Reverse

The kitchen may not get cleaned, and I have to accept that. I do the important things.

Kitchen Important Accept Things May

I always wear my sweater back-to-front; it is so much more flattering.

Sweater More Always Wear Much

All my brothers and sisters are really witty, and I would just sit back and enjoy them.

Enjoy Back Witty Sit Just Would

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