American - Comedian | July 27, 1957 -
I think you can ban guns if you can just pull the trigger and 60 bullets fire out.
Bill Engvall
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There's a lot of things I believe in this world. I believe in God, I believe in the United States of America, and I support and believe in the Second Amendment.
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I used to hunt and fish.
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I like to hang on to cars. I'm not one of these guys that goes flipping cars all the time. If I find a car I like, I stick with it.
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My favorite road trip ever is when my wife and I took an RV around the country. We just had the best time.
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America loves to watch people growing and getting better.
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If you lived next door to me and didn't know what I did, you wouldn't know I was a celebrity. I don't have that lifestyle, nor do I want that lifestyle. I want to know that I can have a separate life with my wife and my kids and just be normal and go camping and fishing and outdoor stuff.
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I've never said I was the best dancer, and I never said I was a good dancer.
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I'm from Texas. You would think my biggest draw would be in that state. But my biggest draw is Pennsylvania.
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I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too.
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What I do is not regional comedy, and it is not based in the southern area.
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Standup is a form of therapy. It is OK to tell problems to your audience as long as you are being honest and not boring them. I tell them that I am saving $75 an hour when I talk to them instead of a therapist.
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