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Bill Engvall Quotes

To be honest with you, I still eat whatever I want. It's all about portion control. I still love pizza, but instead of eating half, I eat a slice.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 27, 1957

Topics

Love Pizza Control Eating You Want

The first lesson is that you can't lose a war if you have command of the air, and you can't win a war if you haven't.

Jimmy Doolittle

War Win You Lose Lesson First

Besides finding a great place to stay, it's important for me to find at least one cultural destination to visit, other than that, I don't like to plan too much. I like to suss out the situation when I get on the ground and then go!

Megalyn Echikunwoke

Great Me Destination Plan Finding

If people are all the same underneath, how has society changed so fast and so radically? Life now is completely different to how it was 32,000 years ago. It's changed like that of no other species has. What's made that difference?

Life People Society Fast Now Same

Living in a city is stressful absent terrorism.

John Ross Bowie

City Terrorism Living Absent

Grass is a surface I have always loved, Wimbledon is a tournament I have always loved.

Loved Grass Always Surface Wimbledon

I approached the bulk of my schoolwork as a chore rather than an intellectual adventure.

Adventure Intellectual Rather Than

I think that person who actually proposes things, who will save Medicare, will be in a lot stronger position than someone who demagogues the issue.

Think Someone Stronger Person Will

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Funny Art Procrastination Yesterday

I am Ecuadorian but people felt so safe passing me off as a skinny, blue-eyed white girl.

Christina Aguilera

Girl I Am People Me White Skinny

It's important to remember that because these athletes exercise so beyond what even a normal active person would, they generally must also supplement their diet.

Diet Remember Exercise Person Beyond

My style is a mashup of different eras, but each piece I have makes me feel good about myself. I do have a taste for expensive shoes.

Good Style Shoes Myself Me Feel

Businessmen and corporate men watch 'Hee Haw.' With that kind of audience, how can they take it off?

Men Kind Audience Watch Take Off

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